Eye in the Sky Out-takes

These extracts are from reports which were beyond rescue. They may serve as a warning to those who like to have a few beers, get home and think, "I'll send off a report to eye-in-the-sky". Have fun...

Free-flowing, word-association...
Arrived early to find others had the same idea!! On carring out a quick risk assessment the where hazards on the take off slope!! as we stood and watched as they stood and eat and left fresh, free DIY wing covering, myself wing a Red suit and Red wing was in a hurry to unpack!!

What?
The day was a good turnout for the illusive retro- gay pilots...

Don't you have a full stop or shift key on your keyboard?:
first day of the new season @ Bmth, summer has returned to the beaches, forcast 8-10 southerly, a little on the light side, going down today was not an option so i had to wait until the crowds thinned , around 4.30 landing areas(emergency) were available, as i arrived Steve Auld was just making off on his bike so not sure if he flew or not. An uneventful takeoff followed by 10 mins of scratching in the end a beach landing beckoned much to the delight of some young families who then surrounded me firing me with 20 Questions most of all wanting me to do it again, so back to take off, only i was not going down again, had to wait a little while for the wind to be strong enough much to the annoyance of the young onlookers who were shouting abuse "go on mister jump" kids don't you just love them, well i got off only to fly the cliff east of take off as this was working best, now to find a couple making out in the long grass the other side of the fence, i covered my eyes, but i had to pass serval times as this was the only place working, we all were laughing, but i cut them some slack and landed, may as well let someone have some fun as scratching is not( sorry no pics available , before someone asks!)